omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
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joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

mementololi:

I finally got around to fixing the shirring in this skirt, and on the same day I found the perfect blouse at Goodwill to wear with it! 

Skirt: handmade

Blouse, sweater: thrifted

Tights, shoes: offbrand

unclemum:

sunworldstories:

drug-st0re:

byron130:

18.05.2014
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

boost this because look bEES ARE DYING AND WE REALLY NEED TO HELP THEM!!!!!!

Help them, sweetlings!

Aww I love bees

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

magicconchshell:

i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch 

korratea:

incredible

caloriq:

shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever

javen-tiger:

people are coming up with deep and meaningful reasons behind Australia’s bandaid when really he probably just runs into open cupboards all the time or something

genderconjurer:

chutzpadik:

hi yeah this is your daily killjoy reminder that if ur an adult on tumblr u need to be very careful about maintaining boundaries between yourself and your minor followers/friends

yeah like if one of your younger followers tells you to unfollow because it’s making them uncomfortable, fucking do it 

don’t get me started on how many actual fucking adults refuse to unfollow a minor on here

it’s goddamn creepy

enemy-stand:

ahlazers:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

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